| best halloween costumes now best christmas gifts |
[Dec. 26th, 2009|01:41 am] |
apparently the Star Trek costumes were a big hit with my man-creature's family. so much so, that his cousin was nice (wonderfully witty) enough to make christmas ornaments of penguins dressed as uhurah and spock for us as gifts.
awesome.
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 26th, 2009|01:27 am] |
INT. NIGHT, LIVINGROOM
(a family is gathered together on christmas. gifts have been opened, drinks are being sipped. crumpled wrapping paper, and plates dirtied from meals long since consumed are collected off to the side. there is chuckling and chatting bouncing about the room. MOM spreads out an assortment of bootleg DVD's on the coffee table. her kids MARCUS and SHAMIKA roll their eyes at this unsurprising display.)
MOM
i've got 2012, Precious, Drag Me to Hell...
SHAMIKA
i can't believe you're still buying bootleg movies.
MOM
(indignant) listen! i didn't buy these! they were a gift!
MARCUS
BWAHAHAHA!
SHAMIKA
really? who gives a gift of a stack of ghetto bootlegged movies as a christmas presenet? can i kick him in the nuts?
MOM
you know i'm an honest woman! i didn't buy these.
MARCUS
ok, cool. so how's the quality on those movies?
MOM
not so good.... well, Precious is good quality... ok, i bought Precious.
SHAMIKA and MARCUS
(in unison) BWAHAHAHA!
MOM
but there's a story, look, look at this. (holds up DVD with "Precious 2009" written on it in blue sharpie) how much do you think i paid for this?
SHAMIKA and MARCUS
(in unison) five. dollas.
(an epic tale from MOM about an encounter in a Best Buy parking lot with a backpack-toting bootleg DVD salesman, and much laughing follows.) |
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| fucking discogs |
[Dec. 23rd, 2009|03:40 pm] |
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can somebody on discogs approve this already? it's been yellow flagged for like a year. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 23rd, 2009|12:25 pm] |
Need people with cameras to be paparazzi in zivity t-shirt shoot. 2:45 sharp today in san francisco.
bring a camera with a flash (SLR camera / something that looks like it'll pass as a paparazzi camera).
email me at missmeeks77 at gmail, and i'll send you the address. |
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| sometimes, only sometimes, song lyrics are in order |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|10:23 pm] |
"You're gonna make me wonder what I'm doing,
Staying far behind without you.
You're gonna make me wonder what I'm saying,
You're gonna make me give myself a good talking to..."
that is all |
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| YOU ARE HEARING ME TALK |
[Dec. 14th, 2009|05:46 pm] |
NEWSFLASH: Everything Goes Cold's Eric Gottesman interviewed at great length on this week's edition of the Razorblade Dancefloor podcast. Also, human helicopter consumes own face. Details at 11.
(this gag stolen from a conversation with ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mr_chip earlier today.) |
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| fancypants village, tonight |
[Dec. 14th, 2009|03:08 pm] |
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be advised: as per today's mailing, tonight's death guild is the san francisco record release party for vs. General Failure. you were going to show up anyhow, but um. SHOW UP MORE. |
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